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tomahawk'd 

A word created by Family Guy that Peter Griffin uses to mock Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd, meaning to hit someone in the face with a tomahawk.
Peter Griffin calls Ashton Kutcher's name then hits him in the face with a tomahawk. Then Peter proclaims "You've been Tomahawk'd."
tomahawk'd by groomsy57 September 1, 2008
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Tomahawk Rick Roll'd 

When someone gives you a random link and it is a YouTube video of someone getting a Tomahawk kill from across a map in the highly acclaimed FPS, Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Person 1: Anyone know how to fix a toilet u-bend?
Person 2: Here -shows Tomahawk Rick Roll clip-
Person 1: I believe I just got Tomahawk Rick Roll'd.

Tomahawk Kawk Drop 

When a well endowed man drops his hard erect penis on the face or forehead of one of his buddies while several people are present to laugh at the act. The ultimate Tomahawk Kawk Drop is performed when the penis is rather dirty and seemingly has the smell of salt and vinegar.
Boomer: Dude you were so wasted at that party last night!!! Do you remember doing a TOMAHAWK KAWK DROP on Zach's forehead?!?!?! That shit was so funny!!!

Tom: Yeah...I was drinking non-alcoholic beer. I was aware of exactly what I was doing!

Tomahawk Kawk Drop by JIMMY TOM March 20, 2009

Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow 

"Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow" Is The Phrase Used By Anthony Padilla (From The YouTube Channel Smosh) In His Assassin's Creed Music Video Where He Proceeds To Sneakily Kill An Enemy
"Shoot A Mofo In The Throat With My Bow, Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow

dodge tomahawk

-a motorcycle specificaly designed to kill the rider.
-a wast of money. just buy a glock 9mm pistol (which, like the tomahawk, is specificaly designed to kill human beings) and give the rest of the money to your relatives.
get a clue..... it's called the *TOMAHAWK*..........that should send a message. the name alone is a disclaimer
dodge tomahawk by OnyxO August 29, 2004

Dirty tomahawk 

After having sex, pulling the condom off - jizz side out - and blasting the bitch in the face with it.
She said that I didn't make her cum....she got the dirty tomahawk.....
Dirty tomahawk by Dump truck December 23, 2016

dodge tomahawk

Stupid looking "concept" bike that will never go into production.
If dodge would stop smoking banana peels they would realise that a bike with a car engine only makes it that much heavier.Besides the stupid thing has four wheels so it aint a real bike
I was goin around the lake on my dodge tomahawk and i got laughed at so bad.They said hey why dont you put a 4 row radial aircraft engine on that thing THEN it would haul ass! AAAAAAA Ha ha ha ha cough cough.

MAN i felt like an idiot.
dodge tomahawk by crochrocket April 9, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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