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Tom was in his dorm, stroking his hard 11 inch when his dorm-mate Matthew came in. Tom gasped, trying to cover himself, but Matthew wasn't having any of that. He locked the door to Tom's bedroom and walked over, taking his clothes off and leaving them on the floor on the way. "What are you-" Tom began before being pinned to the bed, lips locked with Matt's. Matt looked around. "Got any lube?" He murmured softly. Tom shook his head before passing him a wrapper. Matt wondered, and then threw it, taking Tom by surprise and fucking him rough, cumming immediately into him to lube him up. He had been rock-hard anyways, his masturbation session in the locker room had helped with that. Tom moaned loudly as Matt fucked him missionary, slowing down and becoming softer in his thrusts. Tom wrapped his legs around Matt, already breaking a sweat. Tom grinned, stopping and slowly going deeper into him with those magnificent 11 inches until Tom was gasping, clutching the bed. Matt then began to slowly fuck him again. Tom began to squirm under his roommate when the pressure broke and he couldn't stop himself cumming. Matthew stared in surprise before spanking him and making him shiver. "Lick all this off you slut!" Tom obeyed, and they were soon flat on the bed frenching again, before Tom took Matt in his hand, rubbing until his massive uncut cock was completely hard and red.
Matthew wasted no time pulling away and instead of cumming into Tom's hand, fucked him and squirted inside him. Tom moaned loudly that guys from other dorms heard it, launching into a large orgasm. He was panting when he'd finished, the sweat dripping off of his lean body. Matt smiled, beginning to pound him again, causing Tom to bite his shoulder so hard Matt yelled out in pain and ecstasy. After their wonderful sex, they both showered, wore their pyjamas and cuddled on the sofa watching a random movie until they both fell asleep. Lovely tom holland gay.
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
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