token penis Share definition Flag The one male in a group of females. Usually the male has to do tasks the females don't wish to or are unable to do. Tom was the token penis at our card game and had to get on the ladder to change the lightbulb. token penis by arktikwife April 24, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the token penis mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch