toilet paper poke Share definition Flag When a homo's taking a shit and purposely uses 1 ply so his finger pokes through and he finger pops himself. I heard Lou had a toilet paper poke over your crib last night, you should kicked that fucker out. toilet paper poke by HoodAche November 12, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the toilet paper poke mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch