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Toheed is a sexy fucking bastard and would steal anyone's wife within minutes or even seconds!

Toheed has sexy arab features including a sexy six pack and full beard. Girls get wet within minutes of even hearing his name. Toheed is too good for women.
Omg I wish I was sexy like Toheed
Toheed by Xtz_a19 November 22, 2021
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Toheed is such a hot guy, he is such a sweetheart, and he is so much fun to hang out with. He will always be there for you, and he always makes me laugh when I am upset. If you are friends with him, you are really blessed because he is such a kind person and a person with pure heart.
toheed
toheed by your crush hehe x November 23, 2021
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The absolute goat. Don’t be fooled, though he might appear like the lowest of the group, he’s got some good qualities (e.g. he embraces his lack of knowledge in humorous means and his lack of height with his confidence, etc.).

Once Toheed enters, you’d notice right away. And when he leaves, all his buddies cry until they die of dehydration. That’s just how much his presence means.

Everyone loves Toheed.
Mom, I wanna be a Toheed when I grow up- the absolute greatest!🐐
Toheed by Collagedroppout November 23, 2021
A caring soft-hearted person but has somewhat dark sense of humour. He is a bold, strong and responsible person. Most of the times looks exhausted. He is smart and sweet and looks after the people he cares about . Also he is a good secret keeper.
Toheed is one of the strongest people I’ve met.
toheed by Dental std November 24, 2021
Someone who is neat and clean, they are spiritually strong, they have most crushes from girls and love to associate with people, they trust easily and always want to be there for everyone, they are mostly playful and love to lie , they are always focus so determined , if you have a toheeb as life partner you got yourself an hubster , they are so committed to their partner and see any other else as friends, if you have a friend like Toheeb you’ll blessed they are also KIND.
Guy1: That dude out there is my best friend

Guy2: oh for real?? He’s toheeb.

Girl:can you give me his number he’s just too cute

Guy3: sure he’s so kind as well
Toheeb by Charles barky September 15, 2020
Marc’s long lost boyfriend that beats up fat women named after seasons
Oh shit, I love Theeds
Theeds by BigDickCabaniss October 20, 2018

toweedling 

being under the influence of weed while taboggining, also known as tablazing.
dude, let's get high and go toweedling!
toweedling by Becca xox January 2, 2006
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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