toejam & earl

Possibly the most awesome computer game ever. Originally for Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, but subject to a shit remake on the craptastic X-Box

Dude, wanna come over and play some toejam and earl?
Damn Fucking Right! That game rules!

toejam & earl by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005

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Toejam and Earl

What outer space will look like if tourists start going there.

Toejam and Earl were sent to clean up some of these human tourists roaming around Funkotron causing chaos and mayhem. They weren't going to get used to the outsiders from the blue planet.

Toejam and Earl by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

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Toe Jam And Earl

A funky game i used to play on the Sega as a kid.
New and more modern versions have been released since the Playstation arrived.
The inventors of the game intend to spread funk to every corner of the known universe.
And that they have.

Toe Jam And Earl is sexy.

Toe Jam And Earl by MotherBitchBillie January 27, 2008

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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