Toe Pick

A code, uttered at a high pitch, for a lude sexual act involving a dog and a slatheirng of peanut butter on one's unit.

Dude, Gary Mcintosh is one sick mother. I heard his wife caught him doing a toe pick the other night

Toe Pick by keith gancer March 9, 2005

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toe picker

some who takes away from poor people.

"your a toe picker for takin my lunch money

toe picker by fuckin cellenana March 6, 2017

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Pickle Toe

When a mans pants are too tight or pulled up too far, and you can see the outline of his penis inside his pants resembling a pickle.

My 4 year old daughter turned around quickly and accidently ran into a mans pickle toe. When she turned back around she had the imprint of a mushroom on her face.

Pickle Toe by dante rurly December 30, 2010

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pickled toe cream

A sweetened cold desert commonly enjoyed during the summer time as a quick and easy treat.

Emma - "Bro I just ate some pickled toe cream.. it was so good"
Some other guy - "Frfr best treat ong"

pickled toe cream by maseon_bestfootball October 27, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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