a sexy big hench male creature usually found on the streets of wolverhampton and usually under the influence of alcohol or with his penis in a vagina of some sort of good looking female creature, the 'tobii' is in the g* family and they gather food at the wolverhampton mcdonalds, 'tobii' is in this species of animal and can bite if approached aggressively.
"Hey its Tobii", "Tobii Wobii", "Tobii Stop FuckingBiting My Arm You Twat"
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.