tobias forge 

mr. ghost.

its 2023, and somehow this app doesn’t have a definition for tobias forge — aka, toblerone fudge, titfuck, tobingle fobingle, toaster fart. the list goes on.

he likes his coffee kids temp and thinks he has telekinesis. has the fattest ASS (and hyperfixation on metallica).

basically the best swedish musician to ever exist, makes his goofy lil noises and makes silly music. pocket sized, i wanna take a bite out of him. he seems to activate everyone’s cuteness aggression.

twink.

totally normal and sane person: omg have you seen this new picture of tobias forge?!??
actually normal person: no, can i see?
totally normal and sane person: omgjffjdh i wanna beat him up and smash his head into a brick wall and blend him up.

“ puts him in a pillow case and swings him against the wall many times” — someone on twitter in regards to a picture of tobias forge.

tobias forge by #1 mary goore enthusiast October 29, 2023

tobias forge 

ah, yes. tortilla fridge! sorry, I meant tobias forge... why is there no definition for this man? I thought people loved ghost!

but anyways, he's a goofy man. trust me. and that's basically why everyone (in the ghost fandom at least) loves him! he has a FAT ASS. I JUST WANNA SQUISH IT... did I also mention that hes 4 PEOPLE AS ONE PERSON?? IN A MASK?? THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HES THAT GOOFY ASS RAT MAN.

alsoooo he's honestly a very good singer. I mean... he's swedish, sooo... but why didn't he win a grammy for best metal performance this year? THE GRAMMYS LOOOOVES METALLICA ISTGGG. 72 seasons is their worst song ngl... but that's not the point!

also I'm listening to ghost while writing this... shhhhh...

my friend: omg did you hear that tobias forge was at the grammys??

me: REALLY?! I NEED TO SEE A PICTURE.

my friend: there's only one pic but okay...

tobias forge by #1 primo enthusiast February 19, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016