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toats mgoats dr. scrots 

Hey man, you wanna go to the club,

toats mgoats dr. scrots

toats mcgoats 

Totally; ten times more valid then just toats
Jenny- Are you really gonna go watch The Avengers again?

Me-Toats McGoats yeah that movies my shit.
toats mcgoats by timefly121 December 19, 2013

toats mcgoats dr.scrots

Hey man you wanna go to the club tonight
Toats mcgoats dr.scrots

toats m'goats 

synonym for fuck my life
Janson: Dude, Bridget fucked me over last night.

Bryan: Isn't that like the 5th chick to fuck you over?

Janson: Yea...toats m'goats

toats magoats 

To tell someone to give you a blowjob in a childish manner. Often used when a game or argument has been lost..
John: "dude you shouldnt have won game, those were awful goals"

Jack: "hahaha toats magoats!"
toats magoats by Yjacob June 28, 2011

tots mcoats 

"that movie was awesome"
you would respond: "tots mcoats"

(instead of saying "totally" you would say tots mcoats"
tots mcoats by cat24103 October 22, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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