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toaster sex 

To have anal - when a male inserts his penis into the arsehole of a fellow creature , may be a male or female or even a dog!
The toaster is the anus.
There are various jokes accompanied with this euphanism.
" The longer you leave it in, the browner it gets! "
" Wow those guys are having toaster sex! "
toaster sex by Jena :D December 15, 2008
Words you can keep

toaster sex 

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.
I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.
toaster sex by Toastie Shakur January 27, 2008

toaster sex 

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.
I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.
toaster sex by Toastee Shakur January 11, 2009

Sex Toaster 

noun. person who is so hot, all you want to do is bang them.
My boyfriend is an incredible sex toaster.
Sex Toaster by girlwithasextoaster February 6, 2013

ToasterSexual

You like to stick your fat cock into a nice toaster on full power. Even the sight of a toaster will cause you to bust the fattest nut in history, and flood the world until every toaster in existence has tasted your cum.
Jim: I'm ToasterSexual
Anna: *Grabs Toaster*
Jim: *Drowns Anna in cum*

Toastersexuality 

rob: I am Toastersexual
tom: WOW ME TOO, I love being attracted to toasters.
Morgan Freeman: Toastersexuality, Being attracted to toasters.
Toastersexuality by Arandomboi July 23, 2018

Toastersexual

1. To have a sexuality consisting of strictly toasters and their apliances (also includes electrical outlets).

2. To be in a sexual relationship with a toaster.
Bob: Phil how did you get those burn marks on your dick?

Phil: I got knocked up and fucked a toaster...

Bob: That means you're toastersexual!
Toastersexual by ifucktoasters.com September 7, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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