toady head 

a fat, stupid, obnoxious, drunk who ties shirts around his waste

Johny: Chris got drunk last night and caught an std in tijuana

Beak: Fucking toady head

toady head by the man March 4, 2004

Toad head 

The action of oral sex but with a twist, their tongue is out during.

She enjoyed giving him toad head

Toad head by Gremhold September 7, 2017

Toad Head 

When a person with a really long tongue performs oral sex in a manner much like a toad eating a fly.

" I just got toad head from Gene Simmons. Best and weirdest experience of my life"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"

Toad Head by Pho Kyu December 4, 2017

Toad Head 

A term used to describe a person with toad like features, accompanied with uncontrollable sporadic croaking noises. These noises are somewhat reminiscent of a faulty starter motor.

Hey Jimmy! That Brendan is a right Toad Head. He sounds like he could use a glass of WD40, he must have swallowed a dodgy starter motor.

Toad Head by Squiffty Car Din March 7, 2014

Toad Head 

Oral sex while playing Mario Kart

"Man, you were doing so well until Rainbow Road. What happened?"
"Sorry, my wife decided to give me some Toad Head."

Toad Head by Eddmario August 4, 2022