Definitions by Eddmario

Toad Head 

Oral sex while playing Mario Kart

"Man, you were doing so well until Rainbow Road. What happened?"
"Sorry, my wife decided to give me some Toad Head."

Toad Head by Eddmario August 4, 2022

reindeer chocolate

When you shit in a kid's stocking.

Instead of giving the naughty kids coal, Santa now gives them reindeer chocolate

reindeer chocolate by Eddmario December 23, 2019

vidnapped 

Being forced to watch a video your friend or coworker pulls up.

Will: Why didn't you respond to my call earlier?
Kevin: Janet vidnapped me.
Will: Damn.

vidnapped by Eddmario June 14, 2018