reindeer chocolate

When you shit in a kid's stocking.

Instead of giving the naughty kids coal, Santa now gives them reindeer chocolate

by Eddmario December 23, 2019

Toad Head

Oral sex while playing Mario Kart

"Man, you were doing so well until Rainbow Road. What happened?"
"Sorry, my wife decided to give me some Toad Head."

by Eddmario August 04, 2022

vidnapped

Being forced to watch a video your friend or coworker pulls up.

Will: Why didn't you respond to my call earlier?
Kevin: Janet vidnapped me.
Will: Damn.

by Eddmario June 14, 2018