Toad Job

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Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
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Getting so drunk don't care you will probably get head from a girl over 225 pounds.

Kyle- Bro, Jake got a toad job last night!!

Joe- No sir! That's not cool!

Toad Job by TheBestMane October 23, 2009

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Toad Job

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.

Mike- Did you hear Jake got a toad job?!

Tim- SICK! from who?

Mike- Connor! She is like 250 pounds, too!

Toad Job by The Best Mane October 21, 2009

Related Words

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toad job

(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter

Yooo, I gave Lauren the best toad job on Sunday, the warts on her ass were plump as shit.

toad job by cococrispy37 December 11, 2017

toadjob

A working man's handjob by a woman who has warts, usually in an oceanfront environment

When he was on shore leave Dom was getting toadjobs from the waitress at the fish shack

toadjob by PapoCrapo November 16, 2022

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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