Toad Job

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
--
Getting so drunk don't care you will probably get head from a girl over 225 pounds.

Kyle- Bro, Jake got a toad job last night!!

Joe- No sir! That's not cool!

by TheBestMane October 23, 2009

fuckered up

getting so drunk you don't give a damn how many suffixes you use! Mainly used in a "red neck" tone of voice.

Jake- Tonight is not gonna be fun.

Joe- I don't care, I'm getting fuckered up either way!

by TheBestMane October 23, 2009