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to spank the monkey

to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself
Guy 1: How did it go last night?
Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to spank the monkey!
by Monkey Business March 18, 2011
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Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.
Not to spank the monkey but you are really pretty.
by Skibidi D June 21, 2024
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