to salt both sides of the pretzel Share definition Flag To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there." John is a very bright person!You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel. to salt both sides of the pretzel by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the to salt both sides of the pretzel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch