Bacon makes everything better

AD for a shirt that keeps coming up on this website.

AD: Bacon makes everything better
Me: GO AWAY!!!!!!!
Me: I should post a definition

by I am jesus in a box April 4, 2010

I can make this better

What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else

Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better

by spectre729 July 30, 2019

you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!

This is so I can buy a mug for my dad as an inside joke

Bro, you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!
Bro...

by click here for a dollar December 6, 2021

Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.

Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."

by NotNix October 29, 2009

To make it better

Do what I'm saying faster. That's it.

Hym "If you want to make it better for everyone you'll do that."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025