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to be a 50 year old who wanks to young male children but has no testicles so when he has an orgasm it is an explosion of piss. following this he releases a load of shit from his saggy anus.

Other things classed as doing a sanjiv/sumeet is liying lots, being paki filth, (nigger stain),being fat, having annoying brothers, being a retard. sucking ur mums cock
i smell a nigger, nigger stain, nigger book
to do a sumeett/sanjiv is to suck cock
by penis butt August 21, 2006
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