to bags

To reserve a seat (usually for your friend who will be arriving shortly) by placing your bag or jacket on it.
Verb: to bags
past tense: bagsed

Predominantly used by school children, especially on school bus, to stake a claim on the seat beside them for the friend who will board at the next stop.

Seated at the crowded coffee house, I placed my carrier bag on the chair opposite me.

Presently, a polite young man came up placed his hand on the vacant chair and said, "Excuse me, are you using this chair?"

To which I responded, "Sorry, mate, I've bagsed it for my girlfriend."
"No worries!" he replied.
Or at a dormitory... "I bags the bottom bunk by the door!" In which case you immediately place your bag on your bunk to secure ownership.
Can be used to lay claim for anything on offer, if there is a queue, or lack of provisions or something of limited supply, where there is rivalry. (whereby you, or your absent friend may miss out, if you fail to bags it for them).

to bags by jujickson January 23, 2014

bags of shit to hold 

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

bags of shit to hold by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022