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to willow 

to send something unwanted down the river. synonyms would be: to give up for adoption / to kick the can down the road / get rid of
When the grimy cat turned up on our doorstep I wanted to keep it but my wife looked tough handing me a small towel and said- “Wrap it up in this towel and willow that little flea yard at the next apartment complex.”

The dueling politicians begged for our votes but their lies and hypocrisy finally inspired the voters to willow their asses to the penal system a few months later.
to willow by unkleUck April 24, 2023
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do you listen to willow? 

a way to ask if a girl is queer and an alternative to, do you listen to girl in red?
Monet: Hey Charlotte, do you listen to willow?
Charlotte: Yeah how did you know?
Monet: It was the earrings for me.

Keep Close to the Willows

An Ozark verb meaning to be cautious. Conservative. Modest. Taken from a phrase used while skinny dipping in a willow bordered creek.
Keep close to the willows when you deal with a backstabbing gossip.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008