Verb: the act of reverse-pickpocketing, only using splenda packets.
The splendeer takes a small packet of splenda and inconspicuously places it in the pocket, shoe, backpack, etc. of an oblivious splendee. Hoods are cheating. Then, time passes and the splendeer asks the splendee, "Check your ___ ." The slendee then checks, and is dumbfounded as to how a random packet of splenda got into their underwear.
past tense: Splenda'd
present/ future: Splenda
The splendeer takes a small packet of splenda and inconspicuously places it in the pocket, shoe, backpack, etc. of an oblivious splendee. Hoods are cheating. Then, time passes and the splendeer asks the splendee, "Check your ___ ." The slendee then checks, and is dumbfounded as to how a random packet of splenda got into their underwear.
past tense: Splenda'd
present/ future: Splenda
Debbie: Check your right pocket.
Hiraldo: There is nothing there.
Debbie: Thats right! Check your shoe.
Hiraldo: Oh em geez to Splenda!!!
Debbie: MAHAHAHA
Hiraldo: There is nothing there.
Debbie: Thats right! Check your shoe.
Hiraldo: Oh em geez to Splenda!!!
Debbie: MAHAHAHA
by umbrella3 February 01, 2010
Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?
Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?
Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?
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Fairly new artificial sweetener that some people think may be dangerous, but the Splenda people, of course, deny it.
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