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Search the web to plant trees... 

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.
She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."

go to sleep plant 

A mimosa, so named because if you touch its leaves they fold up like it's sleeping & a few minutes later they open again.
My Granddad had a go to sleep plant, as we called it & we as kids loved to make it "go to sleep". It's fascinating!
go to sleep plant by Starchylde June 14, 2016

evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop 

Someone named Evie farted on your plant then goes outside to poop.
Evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop

You take the bomb to B site and plant it. Make sure you do not stop running till you get there. 

You take the bomb to B site and plant it. Make sure you do not stop running till you get there. RUSH B CYKA BLYAT

Take the plants to the curb 

To go sell weed or drugs
I have to take the plants to the curb so i can pay the bills

music to grow plants by 

Calming, soothing music, often New Age or minimalist like the music of Philip Glass, considered to be great for growing plants but sometimes somnogenic for humans.
Most of the music from Philip Glass' "Koyaanisqatsi" could be considered music to grow plants by.
music to grow plants by by pentozali November 12, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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