Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.

Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.

Escorting the Obama's to the White House by george takei October 19, 2009

Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.

*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}

Escorting the Obama's to the White House by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012

Drop the Obama's Off to the Pool 

Another phrase for taking a dump.

Uses popular african american figures as a reference.

"Think its time to drop the Obama's off to the pool"

or

"Obamas have there swimming togs on"
"Why"
"Gonna drop them off to the pool"

Drop the Obama's Off to the Pool by Martak Meanianski July 30, 2009

take the obamas to the white house 

A more racist & politically incorrect way to say i have to shit.

hey guys that mc donalds ran right through me...i have to take the obamas to the white house.

take the obamas to the white house by Children of the Corning December 25, 2010