noun;
the sexual act where the partner pulls apart the cheeks of the significant other and speaks dragon language in their arsehole
the sexual act where the partner pulls apart the cheeks of the significant other and speaks dragon language in their arsehole
sally really wanted to try something new in the bedroom, we tried skyrimming but she was more confused then aroused
by the real dovakin November 4, 2016
Like popular MMORPG games, it has the ability to make one play for countless hours on end. It is known to contain 300 hours of gameplay if you play once and do everything there is to do. However, many create multiple characters of different races, resulting in months and years of ceaseless playing.
Many consider Skyrim as a drug, as it is addicting, can ruin your life, and it has various amounts of side affects. Side affects include: Memory loss, weight loss/gain, worsened eyesight, headache, wet and smelly pants, loss of family, loss of intimate relationships, loss of life, loss of sex etc.
Skyrim, although a massive and possibly the best game of the decade, is still argued to be worse than Morrowind. Morrowind fans are constantly raging on Skyrim fans, claiming Morrowind is far more superior. However, the game Skyrim not only includes the landmass of Skyrim, but also Cyrodil and Morrowind, and possibly other places in Tamriel. Thus, if a DLC or mod comes out that makes use of these unused landmasses, Oblivion and Morrowind fans may migrate to this new Elder Scrolls installment.
On the first day of release, game retailers were open at midnight just to sell this new game. Around 3.5 million copies were sold on the release date. Over 230,000 people were playing Skyrim on Steam on it's day of release, topping Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.
Many consider Skyrim as a drug, as it is addicting, can ruin your life, and it has various amounts of side affects. Side affects include: Memory loss, weight loss/gain, worsened eyesight, headache, wet and smelly pants, loss of family, loss of intimate relationships, loss of life, loss of sex etc.
Skyrim, although a massive and possibly the best game of the decade, is still argued to be worse than Morrowind. Morrowind fans are constantly raging on Skyrim fans, claiming Morrowind is far more superior. However, the game Skyrim not only includes the landmass of Skyrim, but also Cyrodil and Morrowind, and possibly other places in Tamriel. Thus, if a DLC or mod comes out that makes use of these unused landmasses, Oblivion and Morrowind fans may migrate to this new Elder Scrolls installment.
On the first day of release, game retailers were open at midnight just to sell this new game. Around 3.5 million copies were sold on the release date. Over 230,000 people were playing Skyrim on Steam on it's day of release, topping Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.
Before Skyrim
Morrowind fans rage at Oblivion fans
Couples have sex on a normal routine
The grades of students are at their average level
After Skyrim
Morrowind fans rage at both Skyrim and Oblivion fans, and the occasional Oblivion fan claims that Oblivion is superior
A large portion of couples cease to exist, and the amount of people having sex was dramatically plunged
Students have started failing school
Morrowind fans rage at Oblivion fans
Couples have sex on a normal routine
The grades of students are at their average level
After Skyrim
Morrowind fans rage at both Skyrim and Oblivion fans, and the occasional Oblivion fan claims that Oblivion is superior
A large portion of couples cease to exist, and the amount of people having sex was dramatically plunged
Students have started failing school
by Thock321 December 6, 2011
The result of being smote over the head by a Giant, while at the same time attempting to jump-dodge the blow causing your character's corpse to fly uncontrollably high and automatically respawn 10 seconds later without even reaching the peak of the parabolic arc.
by avatarmonkeykirby November 25, 2011
(Verb 1)
To put a horse into unusual gravity based situation
(Verb 2)
To overload a computer software with plugins
(Name)
The name of both a region and a game in the 'The Elder Scrolls' video game series.
(Adjective)
Very wide and shallow
To put a horse into unusual gravity based situation
(Verb 2)
To overload a computer software with plugins
(Name)
The name of both a region and a game in the 'The Elder Scrolls' video game series.
(Adjective)
Very wide and shallow
(Verb 1)
Look at you skyrimming up this (hill)!
(Verb 2)
I'm going to skyrim my photoshop until it won't start up!
(Name)
I have been playing Skyrim for hours! Exploring Skyrim is fun.
(Adjective)
- Whoa, that's a huge pool!
x Yeah, but it's very skyrim.
- Oh, so you can't swim in it..
Look at you skyrimming up this (hill)!
(Verb 2)
I'm going to skyrim my photoshop until it won't start up!
(Name)
I have been playing Skyrim for hours! Exploring Skyrim is fun.
(Adjective)
- Whoa, that's a huge pool!
x Yeah, but it's very skyrim.
- Oh, so you can't swim in it..
by McDucky July 28, 2014
If you have not played Skyrim you really don't exist, if you have played Skyrim you will play it for the next 300 hours.
by oh crap its a thesaurus! October 15, 2020
by Gunship May 25, 2019
The 5th installment of the elder scrolls series, skyrim is a fictional region with many locations to discover, from Helgen, to the edges of the map.
by Bleach103 February 12, 2017