tmtf

Too Mafia To Function.
When your involvement in high crime begins to interfere irreversibly with your everyday life.

Deepak: I couldn't get into the onsen cause people associate my tats with the yakuza.
Samantha: You're tmtf.

tmtf by EricBolton January 15, 2015

TMTFAI 

acronym for Tell Me the Fuck About It

hot chick #1: Our boss is in a bad mood today
Hot chick #2: TMTFAI!

TMTFAI by puddin'18 October 28, 2010

tmtfb 

its an acronym used in texting. it stands for "text me the fuck back!" it can be used if someone hasn't responded to one of your texts in a long time.

"dude jake hasn't responded to my text and its been four hours"
"just send him another text saying TMTFB!"

*texting conversation*
Katie "Hey whatsup"
John=no response
Katie "TMTFB!"

tmtfb by bossman773 November 3, 2009

Tmtfo 

Turn me the fuck on

when he touches my thighs he tmtfo

Tmtfo by Aydanandsheep January 14, 2025