TLSI

Acronym for "testicle, left, suck it." Both the acronym and the statement itself should be used as a response similar to "suck my dick." If the full statement is used, it must be said slowly and with distinct pauses between each comma.

Nate: Yo, Jamal! You see all dem bitches I was wit last night?
Jamal: TLSI, Nate. TLSI.

TLSI by WilliamForrester August 27, 2011

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TLSI

Too late seen it. often used online when someone links you to an image what you've already seen.

Guy1 "Hey dude check out this cool image"
guy2 "TLSI"

TLSI by Jezaroo_666 January 20, 2008

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TLSI • tlsiw

tlsiw

Too long, sorry I watched - Almost like tldw or tldr but much worse. This is the waste of time when you stick with a long, sucky video all the way to the end, hoping for a punchline or some kind of point, but the video just never gets any better.

Clicked on your link to see the Walmart clerk singing the Dolly Parton song, tlsiw.

tlsiw by Linguistic August 4, 2017

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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