titwanking

licking a black person

person 1: hey I was titwanking last week
person 2: ew

by pooplicker357 September 25, 2013

Twanking

Twanking is the combination of technology and wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.

Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.

by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 5, 2021

Twanking

Technological Wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.

Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.

by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 4, 2021

Twanking

When a twink masturbates or you give a twink a handjob

“I gave Matt a good twanking last night”

by Jaf12theking November 28, 2017

Twanking

Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.

"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"

"I am making an omlet"

"Oprah at 10, yay!"

"Just had sex with the BF!"

"Life is better w/luv!

Response: "OMG quit twanking!"

by AnthonyIan October 8, 2010

Twanking

The art of masturbating whilst twerking

I had a good twank to the new Cyrus video (twanking)

by Swayze baby December 28, 2013

titaning

Simultaneously coding computer programs while making enchaladas

heading out of the office, then working from coworkers home while she simultaneously codes & slaves to make me enchiladas....ill be online after I pick up my dog (she loves enchiladas). we'll be titaning through the evening.

by labythan July 11, 2014