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titty tuck 

just tuck in those titties and all the chaos in your life will go away
shauna: ive just been feeling so down lately, my lifes a mess and im sick of being hit on

alice: girl, i know how you feel, just do the titty tuck and everything will be alright
titty tuck by tittytucker669 January 20, 2019
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Titty Tuck 

When you gotta take your tits off at the end of the day but you're not at home so you tuck them under your gunt.
"Fuck, I just wanna whip ma tits off, but I'm still at work. Guess I'll just titty tuck. Woop Woop!"
Titty Tuck by Erin Bindlebop February 4, 2021

Titty Tuck 

1. the act of biting the corner of your bottom lip, tucking it in slightly, as your eyes move over the tits of hot chick

2. the act of moving your eyes down then back up a womanly figure, then biting the corner of your bottom lip, tucking it in slightly, as your gaze meets the tits
Girl #1: See that guy across the bar!? He's totally into you!
Girl #2: No way!
Girl #1: That was the second Titty Tuck he's given you tonight.
Titty Tuck by Cardiack April 1, 2010

tijuana titty tuck 

the act of duct-taping the breasts under the arm pits in order to have the appearance of a man. this can also be done using rope or some form of similar adhesive.
Remember Brad? My date to the prom last year? well it turned out to be Bonnie with a tijuana titty tuck!
tijuana titty tuck by schwaaam July 19, 2010

titty tucker 

What the above stupidasses are trying to define is titty fuck(er)...a titty tucker is a girl who tucks her breasts in to make them look smaller, as not to attract as many males.
BLOCKHEADS!!!
STUPID ASSES!!!
MORONs!!!
titty tucker by Douchebag March 16, 2004

Titty Tucking 

The art of making your boobs smaller through plastic surgery
"Titty tucking is rare few girl want a smaller chest."
Titty Tucking by beautyinthedark October 27, 2014

tity tuck 

A tity tuck is when one tuckes their hands under their tits to make the titles look huge!
That hoes at its ain't that big man she just did a tity tuck!!
tity tuck by ryanator July 14, 2015
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