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titty slap

When a Woman or girl Either purposley or accidently hits you with their breasts, titties ect..
1. Yo, Dat Bitch titty slapped the hell outa me!

2. You Ima Titty slap his ass!
titty slap by Bitch-o-matic May 12, 2006
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titty slap

when a bitch requires a slap but you don't want to decrease her dollar value by leaving a mark on her face so you slap her tittys
Kelly: i just got fuckin titty slapped by a monkey.
kayla: dammit it was a titty slap? so your still worth more then my whore ass.

titty slap

-verb

The artful act of cupping a female breast in the palm of one hand, while simultaneously bringing the other hand down on said breast with a hard, swift smack.

Juanita: "Hi Juan."
Juan: "Don't make me titty slap you, ho!!"
Juanita: "O no! That would be quite painful!"
titty slap by Rob the Baller February 8, 2008

Alabama Titty Slap 

The act of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to slap a females breasts with the flaccid penile shaft.
Yo that chick had huge boobs so I gave her the old Alabama titty slap
Alabama Titty Slap by Tiger'sWood September 6, 2016

National Titty Slap Day 

On April 15 is National Titty Slap Day. You have to slap as many titties as you can.
“Oh my god, today’s National Titty Slap Day! How many titties do you think you’re going to slap?”

Slap titty tuesday 

Its where boys go up to girls and smack them in the boob.
A boy who acts like a clown thinks: “it’s slap titty tuesday let’s slap sum.”
the same boy: *slaps girls tit*
girl: *hits boy in face because he’s a fucking clown*

slap the titty 

A game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.

Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.

During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.

Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.

Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.

In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
"Let's slap the Titty!"
..."You have a drinking problem."
slap the titty by bdeggz January 30, 2016
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