titty slap
titty slap by Bitch-o-matic May 12, 2006
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titty slap
when a bitch requires a slap but you don't want to decrease her dollar value by leaving a mark on her face so you slap her tittys
Kelly: i just got fuckin titty slapped by a monkey.
kayla: dammit it was a titty slap? so your still worth more then my whore ass.
kayla: dammit it was a titty slap? so your still worth more then my whore ass.
titty slap by crazy insane monkey June 15, 2011
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titty slap
-verb
The artful act of cupping a female breast in the palm of one hand, while simultaneously bringing the other hand down on said breast with a hard, swift smack.
The artful act of cupping a female breast in the palm of one hand, while simultaneously bringing the other hand down on said breast with a hard, swift smack.
Juanita: "Hi Juan."
Juan: "Don't make me titty slap you, ho!!"
Juanita: "O no! That would be quite painful!"
Juan: "Don't make me titty slap you, ho!!"
Juanita: "O no! That would be quite painful!"
titty slap by Rob the Baller February 8, 2008
Alabama Titty Slap
The act of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to slap a females breasts with the flaccid penile shaft.
Alabama Titty Slap by Tiger'sWood September 6, 2016
National Titty Slap Day
National Titty Slap Day by Caleb Whitzman April 12, 2019
Slap titty tuesday
A boy who acts like a clown thinks: “it’s slap titty tuesday let’s slap sum.”
the same boy: *slaps girls tit*
girl: *hits boy in face because he’s a fucking clown*
the same boy: *slaps girls tit*
girl: *hits boy in face because he’s a fucking clown*
Slap titty tuesday by good tea and facts July 11, 2019
slap the titty
A game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.
Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.
During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.
Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.
Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.
In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.
During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.
Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.
Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.
In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
slap the titty by bdeggz January 30, 2016
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