Urban Titty Slapping is a modern sport in which participants must approach an unsuspecting female stranger (preferably with large breasts), cup her breast with one hand while the other hand repeatedly slaps her breast. The participant must run away before he or she can be held accountable. 1 point is awarded for each Titty Slap, multipliers are awarded if the breast is exposed while slapping and in cases where the titties being slapped are magnificent.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods