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Titty Shitty

The state of being so messed up that all you can say is "I'm Titty Shitty." In other words you are incredibly fucked up.
Man Chris was so Titty Shitty last night he let Andy spray pepper spray in his mouth!
Titty Shitty by Vargs December 9, 2008
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titty shitty

Our team lost the championship, what a bummer. It was so titty shitty.
titty shitty by Jbods12 May 29, 2010

Titty shitty bang bang 

My friend's favourite porn. It involves a chest, male or female, and a whole lot of shitting on said chest.
Seb: "Aww man, I came so hard last night!"
Joe: "What were you jacking it to?"
Seb: "Oh you know, Some Titty Shitty Bang Bang!"

shitty titty gang bang 

An orgy with multiple participants where the men defecate onto the women's breasts before titty fucking them while all singing 'Shitty titty gang bang we love you' in homage to the show 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'
Its been a good week at work so the office is having a shitty titty gang bang

shitty titty 

A sexual move when a male inserts his penis into a female's brown eye, then proceeds to titty fuck the lady, leaving remnants of shit from her own ass on her chest.
I gave Shannon a shitty titty and then kicked her ass out because she had her own shit all over her tits.
shitty titty by Joey P. and BLaX August 27, 2006

shitty titty 

Not necessarily a "titty that is shitty" but actually used to express anger or frustration. Most widely used when something doesn't go your way or you hurt yourself but most common in extremely chill environments such as in a housey or on a boat.
John: Jimmy just got absolutely raped. That's too bad.
Nick: Shitty titty...

Ahhhh shitty titty I spilled my beer.

Shitty titty it's hot in here.

This party is one big shitty titty. No beer and no girls.
shitty titty by bluedevil627 August 18, 2011

shitty titty dick

when one titty fucks a woman after having anal sex with stated woman
You wanna shitty titty dick?

Dude, I just got some really good shitty titty dick!!!
shitty titty dick by GOD1203 September 25, 2013
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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