Titmaster 

one who indulges himself in the art and science of tits. This can range from everyday observation of breasts to the occasion of playing with a big-titty-ass-bitch.

Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.

Eddie is a serious Titmaster, he's scoping them out all the time.

Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300

Titmaster by Sexmonster(s) September 26, 2010

Titsaster

A person, (commonly a male teenager) with no experience in handling boobs (tits).
Commonly uses excuses such as: the tits were slippery"

No. 1: Dude, I just touched her tits!
No. 2: I saw that, and you allmost wrecked her rack!
No. 1: No, I didn't!
No. 2: Yes you did bro, you're a Titsaster!

Titsaster by Viland February 10, 2009

Titwasher 

A person who washes tits. This is used as an insult.

You're a titwasher..

Titwasher by NUMBER 1 TITWASHER March 22, 2011

titsmashing the bollywock 

Being incredibly excited about something. Figuratively, you are excited in such a manner that you would whip out your penis/boobs and smash them against whatever physical thing it was that you were exited about.

Person A: "Look at this shirt."
Person B: "THAT SHIRT IS AMAZING!" *begins to slap genitals on shirt*
Person A: "I too, am titsmashing the bollywock over this shirt."

titsmashing the bollywock by wadecore May 16, 2013

Tittymasher 

One who enjoys feeling women's breasts, but is far too rough with them causing the women a great deal of pain. This can also be to describe someone who doesn't know how to approach or handle a delicate situation, or it can be used just as a general insult.

Example 1: (Breast Toucher)

My breasts are killing me!

What happened?

My boyfriend is such a tittymasher!

Example 2: (General Frustration Insult)

Dude...IHACK3457 will not stop camping me!

Yea, I know that guy..fuckin tittymasher

Example 3: (Delicate Situation)

Dick: Hey guys, we have been friends along time right?

Tom: Sure, why whats up?

Dick: Well you should probably know then..Im gay.

Harry: OH MY GAWD WHAT THE THE HELL!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Tom: Harry! don't be such a tittymasher!

Tittymasher by RuinComplex October 20, 2009

titsmashing 

Hugging a woman with large tits, causing her to experience pain due to the hug-related smushing.

Can I have a hug?

I don't know... I don't wanna get a titsmashing.

titsmashing by CameronGTW April 26, 2015

Titsmacker 

A girl with really banger titties. Those tits are so out of this world that when you pass her on the street you just wanna smack them bitches.

Bro pranav's girl is soo busty. Hell yeah man she's a grade A titsmacker.

Titsmacker by Cool j January 17, 2018