timber shit

When a solid shit bottoms out in the toilet bowl just as it breaks free from your sphincter and falls like a tree. Oftentimes it falls forward and grazes the back of your ball sack, leaving a scuff mark.

"I had to wipe pucker pudding off my ballbag after the timber shit I just dropped."

by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020

Timbershivering

A descriptive term to show how terrifying or stress-inducing something is.

Pierson told me a secret about himself that was Timbershivering.

by Georgie Timbershivers March 21, 2025

Shitter Me Timbers

The act of a shit being taken on ones dick after anal sex.

Dude, I pulled out of Adrianna's ass and she shitter me timbers!

by built350tough September 7, 2011