tijuana slurpee Share definition Flag The art (sexual) of sticking a slurpee straw (the kind with the little spoon at the end) in the pee hole of a man, then sucking the semen out while he ejaculates. Last night I gave John a Tijuana Slurpee. tijuana slurpee by John Harlot July 7, 2008 0 0 Get merch