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tie a tie 

When a man ties his tie around his neck.
Wife: Honey, your'e late for work, what are you doing in there that's taking forever?

Husband: I'm trying to tie my tie. It's actually very hard to tie a tie!
tie a tie by xxhellod June 22, 2010
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Rook F Tie/B Tie 

When two rooks cancel each other out parallel to each other.
Wow David really fell for the good ol Rook F Tie/B Tie move!

Donald Trump Tie 

a necktie so badly tied that it hangs down to your sack and is scotch- taped in the back.

See...every photo of Trump taken with a tie on, i.e. every photo of Trump, but especially ones of him getting out of or on Air Force One
Look at your wrecked Donald Trump Tie. Pull it through your legs and make yourself a g- string!

tie the knot 

1) to get married; to marry a mate
2) (for a cleric or other authorized person) to unite a couple in marriage
1) They finally tied the knot.
2) It was hard to find somebody to tie the knot at that hour.
tie the knot by nikonikonii April 2, 2017

rocky mountain bow tie 

a safe-sex practice in which a condom is worn with an additional condom pulled over each testicle, with the two loose ends of the testicle condoms tied over top of the penis in a bow.

Used originally by Canadian males as an extra precaution against skin-to-skin contact STI when engaging in sexual relations with the promiscuous women of Canada's Rocky Mountain ski resorts.
ski-bum 1: Bro where did you end up last night?

ski-bum 2: I hooked up with some Australian skank, I was wasted.

ski-bum 1: Oh man, hope you rocky mountain bow tied that shit!
rocky mountain bow tie by aleksu November 26, 2010

Suit and Tie 

When one is dressed to the nines, preferably in a suit and tie, and is obviously on their A-game.

When you're feeling and looking your absolute best.

Coined by Justin Timberlake and his 2013 single, "Suit and Tie".
Breion: "Yo Devaughn, What's poppin'?"

Devaughn: "You know it's good, son 'cuz I be on my suit and tie."
Suit and Tie by RemJems January 14, 2013