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tie your laces

to right ones blunder.

originates from falling over in a public place such as in school and pretending you are down there to tie ones laces, no matter how bad or obvious the fall.

can also be taken out of context, used as a metaphore and used in the event of social faux par or sporting blunder
(in trying to kick a football falling over in a most awkward fashon)
one would do a forward roll and tie ones laces like that was his intention in the first place

(man falls down an escalator in shopping centre with many witnesses) (fall must end in tying laces possision to have any effect, any injuries will be overlooked in a good doubble knot finish)
- are you alright mate?
- yeah, just tying my laces

(homo-erotic, racest or genuinly disturbing or offencive remark made in front of company or friends)
- nah, u need to tie your laces for that one son

(coming out of the toilet with ones genitalier still on show)
- cough* i think u need to tie your laces budy. signal to area in question*
tie your laces by lozzadon February 26, 2011
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Don’t tie your laces 

Advice you give to people entering high school is they don’t want to get ass fucked

Pretty much the school equivalent of dropping the soap
”Hey Man, starting my freshman, any tips?”

“Don’t tie your laces”

“Why?”

Proceeds to do so and loses anal virginity
Don’t tie your laces by V1dur4n September 14, 2019

LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!! 

He is a Very cool dude

If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)
Person 1:Wait thats is that LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!
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