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tie your laces

to right ones blunder.

originates from falling over in a public place such as in school and pretending you are down there to tie ones laces, no matter how bad or obvious the fall.

can also be taken out of context, used as a metaphore and used in the event of social faux par or sporting blunder
(in trying to kick a football falling over in a most awkward fashon)
one would do a forward roll and tie ones laces like that was his intention in the first place

(man falls down an escalator in shopping centre with many witnesses) (fall must end in tying laces possision to have any effect, any injuries will be overlooked in a good doubble knot finish)
- are you alright mate?
- yeah, just tying my laces

(homo-erotic, racest or genuinly disturbing or offencive remark made in front of company or friends)
- nah, u need to tie your laces for that one son

(coming out of the toilet with ones genitalier still on show)
- cough* i think u need to tie your laces budy. signal to area in question*
tie your laces by lozzadon February 26, 2011
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Don’t tie your laces 

Advice you give to people entering high school is they don’t want to get ass fucked

Pretty much the school equivalent of dropping the soap
”Hey Man, starting my freshman, any tips?”

Don’t tie your laces”

“Why?”

Proceeds to do so and loses anal virginity
Don’t tie your laces by V1dur4n September 14, 2019

LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!! 

He is a Very cool dude

If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)
Person 1:Wait thats is that LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026