a fun game played amongst straight teenagers pretending to be gay, where two people get blindfolded in a dark room and attempt to grab each other’s balls as quickly and efficiently as possible

“wow, what a great party this is”
“i think i know how it could be better”
“how so?”
“we should get everyone to play ticklenuts right now”
“what a splendid idea!”

ticklenuts by poop_chemist January 22, 2022

Picklepuss

One who has a sour vagina.

Timmy, don't be a picklepuss.

Picklepuss by Kevin Conner March 28, 2008

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picklepuss

A person (especially a child) with a silly expression or puckered up mouth. A person with a sour/dour expression.

Grandad called his grandson a picklepuss because he always had a goofy scowl on his face.

picklepuss by Deborah Robins February 11, 2007

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Ticklebush

A bush native to many backyard swimming pools across America. The bush is characterized by long finger-like leaves that blow freely in the breeze. Often times, the bush will seem to "tickle" and unsuspecting passerby, causing the individual to be somewhat startled.

Paul: Jeez what just touched my arm?!

Susie: It was the Ticklebush that you are sitting next to.

Paul: Stop tickling me Ticklebush!

Ticklebush by Parah Allen Street July 26, 2010

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tickleass

messing around, not doing what you are supposed to be doing. usually in the back of a class room.

Teacher: "You're all getting F's in this class because all you do is play tickleass back there!"

Student: "Thats fucked up!"

Teacher: "Go to ALC!"

tickleass by the best tickleasser there is January 17, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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