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tick dick 

Guy whose dick swells due to the bite of a tick. Dick usually appears angry for 3 weeks.
Jeff went camping and all he came back with was tick dick. Now its the size of a pepperoni.
tick dick by D.D.T. May 29, 2006

tick dick 

To have a dick so small that an elephant can't feel it.
I can't feel you, like a elephant, getting fucked with a tick dick.

-Lil Wayne
tick dick by Songdefiner November 29, 2016

3-tick-dick-flick 

A 3-tick-dick-flick is when you reach the point of orgasm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.
Guy: Dude, I fucked this girl last night, but I 3-tick-dick-flicked her...

friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro

Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick 

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)
Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.
Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick by Oscape September 21, 2021
When your girlfriend/boyfriend always wants sex, therefore is always stuck to your dick. A dick tick.
“Is Robert coming out to dinner?”
“Yeah, he’s bringing his dick tick.”
Dick Tick by Savage Atlas July 26, 2019
Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.
"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."
dick tick by Dick Tick May 23, 2008
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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