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Lightning Thunderstein

A Jewish man who enjoys to rock and roll. UHH.
Sometimes he rips his shirt. UHH.
He can tolerate any religion, especially the black one. UHH.
He will buy you anything you want if you sex him up. UHH.
One time he ate so much pie that he through up. UHH.
Lightning is a very inspirational man, too. He encourages you to follow his dreams. Once he followed his dreams and now he ROCK AND ROLLS.
Lightning lives with the superhero Captain Cold from the show, Stratford Arms.

He is friends with a man named Rupert Johnson.
And he's rocking retarded. UHH.
Lightning Thunderstein: Let me see your boobies! UHH.
Girl: *shows boobies*

*lifts it up*
Lightning Thunderstein: AHH-

Thunderstand 

Thunderstand: thun-der-stand - 'thən-dər-'stand
v.
1. to really, REALLY understand something
2. to regard as plausible without utter certainty
3. to stand up with such conviction that the sound of your feet resembles a clap of thunder
4. the kickstand of a 10,000 lb. blood-fueled motorcycle

v.past -stood, n./v.present -standing
Only morons cannot thunderstand this concept!

Flex Thunderstache 

Person A: "Hey, what's his name?"
Person B: "Flex Thunderstache."

*Person A just shit their pants. They can't handle the 100% man that Flex thunderstache is.*
Flex Thunderstache by F.TS. July 8, 2009

thunderstart 

Oh no! I want to go on a river float but it’s about to thunderstart!
thunderstart by JLC24 September 1, 2018

Thunderstang 

Thunderstang is a 1989 Ford Mustang LX that was bought for only $2,000.00 in 2005. The vehicle is black with gray interior and was powered by a 2.3 liter naturally aspirated engine that delivered a weak 88 horsepower. The power was transferred through an automatic transmission. This was the ideal vehicle to have in 1989 when someone wanted a sporty vehicle without the high insurance costs and great gas mileage(20-26 mpg). In 2007 the NA engine and automatic transmission retired after 18 years of service. The plant was replaced with a rebuilt 1987 Ford Thunderbird turbocoupe engine an a Borg Warner 5-speed manual transmission from a 1992 Mustang GT. The 190 HP engine was outfitted with a Holset HY35 turbocharger which helped feed 22 pounds of boost and 55#/hr injectors. The system is controlled by a megasquirt stand-alone computer. Curb weight reduced from 3158 to 2820 pounds. The massive front mound inter cooler allowed the pony to scream in the 1/4 mile in only 12.2 seconds with it uplifted 296 rear wheel HP 2.3 liter engine. This vehicle is a sleeper due to it lack of racecar appearance. The black primer paint and quiet idle will completely amaze the ricer or muscle car owner who dares to challenge it. Not bad for a car that still gets 26 mpg on the highway.
That's a nice mustang, but it's not Thunderstang.
Thunderstang by JDino January 10, 2009

thunderstanding 

"I am thunderstanding why doing a poo on a road is a bad idea."
thunderstanding by LachyP7 January 11, 2014