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Thunder-Cunt 

When someone is being the biggest cunt in existence
Dude 1: Sarah is such a bitch
Dude 2: Fuckin' thunder-cunt
Thunder-Cunt by Pussy-Fart September 18, 2017

thunder-cunt 

1. a girl who us so much of a prude that her fun parts have an electrified security system.

2. an uptight bitch
"she's such a f@ckin' thunder-cunt. I spent like 300 bucks on that date and all I got was a goodnight kiss."

"every time I see that thunder-cunt It makes me wanna slap 'da ho"
thunder-cunt by S to da B July 30, 2008

Thunder-Cunt 

Verb; the act of a female quiffing, with ample magnitude to create wind and speed of mock 2, in a males face.
My brother Landon was going down on a large woman in gamma fly beta and pulled a thunder-cunt on him. He proceeded to ask her to formal.
Thunder-Cunt by KappaD June 25, 2016

Thunder-cunt 

Someone who is such a raging cunt that just cunt can't define how much of an obnoxious ass hat they are
I hate Garry he's such a thunder-cunt
Thunder-cunt by Thunderballs69420 December 10, 2021

Thunder-cunt 

The action of using ones entire body and soul to punt an object with as much force as physically possible and as far as physically possible, this is done usually in an aggressive manner and This manoeuver is typically reserved for toddlers since they are fucking evil shittlings that terrorise anyone within earshot with satanic shrills and they crave nothing but blood, violence and breast milk however, anything small enough is thunder-cuntable

There are a few reasons as to why one may decide to "thunder-cunt" a child, animal or object however it is most commonly done as a result of the perpetrator being annoyed or irritated by the target or simply as a joke as it is fucking hilarious. The sole exception is toddlers as it is obligatory to greet them with an almighty thunder-cunt.

The exact origins of the meme remain unknown however it was first popularised by a comment left on an Instagram reel of a child snarling and chasing the camera man and the meme had resurfaced in the comments section of multiple YouTube shorts.
Person 1: that kids god awful screaming is driving me fucking insane.

Person 2: give me a second *thunder-cunts the child*

Person 1: thank you so fucking much
Thunder-cunt by Ethishaam May 30, 2024

thunder cunt 

A word that u say when thay are being bigger then a cunt or a bitch
thunder cunt by jake jason November 27, 2016