2 definition by Retard-sex

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A girl or woman who is such a cunt that it thunders down the area causing everyone near her to run away in fear.
"Oh no! Here comes Barbra Strisand! She is total thunder-cunt! Run!"
by Retard-sex July 30, 2008

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An odd sex move. You ejaculate onto the womans face and then throw flower in her face. Throwing flower in her face is also known as antiquing.
"Last night when I went back to her place i gave her a hanky-panky! Then took a dump on her chest and left."
by Retard-sex July 30, 2008

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