thunder muff

When you pull a girl's panties down and there's an explosion of pubic hair due to complete lack of grooming

When I pulled down her panties her thunder muff looked like my moms hair from the 80s.

by Courtmalgieri June 12, 2014

Muff Thunder

A vaginal secretion of air (queef) of unfathomable magnitude. It is of too low of a frequency for human ears to hear, however it has been felt on a handful of occasions. The only known members of the animal kingdom known to be able hear muff thunder are Humpback Whales. Further research is being done as we speak

No, I was having really intense sex with Cindy and she let out some ridiculous muff thunder and rumbled my lamp off of the nightstand and it fell right on Simba's head.

by JKallday April 28, 2011

thunder muffin

An extremely attractive girl. Title for girlfriend.

I can't wait 'till you come to town my sweet thunder muffin.

by Diea the Doodler January 23, 2011

Thunder Muffin

The fat roll around a "VERY" large waisted woman's stomach.

I was at this buffet the other night and this fat chick turned around too fast and hit me with her thunder muffin.

by Thunder Malone, Otis Adams July 29, 2012

Thunder muffin

A vagina with a bad urinary tract infection

Sorry baby there will be no boom boom tonight because momma has a thunder muffin

by Garageslut October 21, 2017

thunder muffin

The swelling of a woman's pelvic mound and she becomes overtaken with last. Swole out and aroused vagina. Vagina ready to pounce on her man.

My girlfriend is going through a horny phase and her thunder muffin is about to do damage like a tornado on the war path.

by AAA-Wordsworth April 26, 2022

Thundermuffler

If someone steals your thunder, they take the credit and praise for something you did. They are a Thundermuffler!

I could take credit for this word, but that would make me a Thundermuffler....

by THE NURSE! April 20, 2009