Throatpied

Shit that happens when you take a bong rip that you knew was too much and end up burning your throat.

I just got throatpied and now I sound like batman.

by a55nt1ddi3sf0lyf June 15, 2021

Throatpie

Similar to a creampie except you ejaculate inside of someone's mouth so far that the sperm goes into their throat rather than their mouth.

Sarah: Wait, he throatpied you?

Jane: Yeah, when he came he thrusted deep in my mouth so it went into my throat instead.

by Doc2211 July 1, 2016

throated

Short for one who has been face fucked or throat fucked.

That one cute girl got throated real good last night.

by nocton55 October 25, 2011

ruby throated mattress thrasher

a female humanoid bird imitator who has nymphomaniac tendencies and is known for aggressive trashing of environment when having sex.

When Johnny took Mary to the No Tell Motel he knew she'd do her imitation of a ruby throated mattress thrasher.

by Diogio Rome January 20, 2008

Throatpie

When getting head as a man begins to climax he shoves the girls head down balls deep letting his cock inter the throat then ejaculating in her throat.

As she was giving me that sloppy top she put my hands to the back of her head busting nuts in her throat. Throatpie.

by Throat wrecker March 24, 2019

one throated

The act of swallowing something without chewing it at all.

Sorry that my voice is so hoarse, I just one throated a chicken tender.

by NightManMemeLedgend March 16, 2017

Covid Throated

This is when you get the covid test and the back of your throat gets plunged by a long ass swab.

Similar to Throated.

Guy 1: I had to get Covid Throated after some dip shit at work didn't wear his mask properly. I got it Walgreens and work paid for it.
Guy 2: Cool story bro, I got throated behind Walgreens.

by Jack Hoffmen 69 July 14, 2020