A swift fist thwarted into the throat of a speaking , or not speaking, ass
hat. Appropriately delivered immediately after douchey sentence is in
progress or at
full completion.
In the year 1820,
John Dickerson was a man of the field. He rose cattle and herded sheep.
Greg Gregerson and the
penis boys were known about town to herd cattle to their branding post and would brand penises onto unsuspecting heffers. Soon after they would return the missing cattle to their appropriate owners with their newfound phallic brandishing.
John Dickerson was very upset by these cockamamie antics. His cattles' fresh dick decorations extremely decreased the face value of his bovines.
John Dickerson sought out Greg Gregerson and the
penis boys in sordid places and soon found these four gargantuan
men in a local brothel with appropriately large women. He knew immediately that his average size and pisspoor fighting techniques would be no match for Greg Gregerson and the
penis boys. Greg being the largest and the leader, he instantly knew he must take him out if he had any hope of leaving unscathed and his heffers avenged. He balled his fist and struck Greg Gregerson in a 3" space between the chin and the neck of Greg's shirt. Greg Gregerson dropped to the floor in agony and the
penis boys trembled in fear. After witnessing their fearless leader taken out with one punch, one brace penis boy asked
John Dickerson to lead their gang and brand dick decorations all over the cattle of the Midwest.
John Dickerson replied,"Do you want a throat punch too, bitch?"
