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Three o'clock face 

The face you see on a person at work around three o'clock after the morning coffee has completely worn off. The expression illustrates extreme exhaustion with undertones of bewilderment and uncertainty.
Hey man go get some coffee and wipe off that Three o'clock face before the boss sees you like this

three o'clock whore 

A two o'clock whore who you have slept with enough so that you have to drink for another hour before making a booty call.
That two o'clock whore is so fugly I have to drink another hour before I go over there. She has graduated to a three o'clock whore.
three o'clock whore by progressives October 24, 2009

three o'clock pussy

The typical sideways orientation of an Asian female's vagina representing the hour hand of a traditional clock. This orientation is similar to that of their eyes.
Jack told Chuck at that the Asian girl he met at Octoberfest would have a wicked three o'clock pussy. Chuck asserted that it was called a sideways pussy. Chuck was wrong.

Three o’ clock 

typically the time that the driver is outside waiting for you
She three o’ clocked me, ping!
Three o’ clock by anonymous June 12, 2018

Three O’Clock Bomb 

A blue-collar factory worker who takes a massive dump and totally decimates the employee restroom right before 3 o’clock, and then punches out and heads home.

This is considered a health and safety hazard and may include the following side effects:

- nausea

- light-headedness

- sudden loss of breath

- passing out
- circulatory issues

- stalling of work
Eric: “Holy fuck. Marco dropped a three o’clock bomb that smelled so bad the compressor maintenance guy had to stop working.”

Terry: “Even his farts have been known to literally wreak havoc and clear the break table.”

Uno Duo Three-O Four-O Five-O

A phrase that is common to Computer Science teachers. Typically the phrases that are emitted from the mouths of these teachers are mildly retarded and may be repeated more than ten times a day.
Mr. Biga - "Uno Duo Three-O Four-O Five-O!"
Student - "What the fuck?"
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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