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there's ninjas on the lawn 

Its a less racial way of saying there are black people somewhere on your property. We say it when blacks show up at our haunted house. The blacks are usualy the ones that hit our monsters and get all kung foo on that ass when they get scared. So when they show up, a call goes out over the radio that "there's ninjas on the lawn"
I have also used it when there are black ppl around my store. Like when they hang out in the parking lot doing nothing.
I saw a group of black people headed for the entrance to our haunted house, so I alerted the managers that there's ninjas on the lawn.

three taboos of a ninja 

the three things that are stated by jiraiya that supposedly make a ninja go bad. they are:
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money

but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.
if ur life gets absorbed in the three taboos of a ninja, then you ll be as bad a orichimaru.

Tree Ninja 

A ninja that lives in the trees. Their diet consists of bugs and leaves.
I could tell a Tree Ninja was watching me.
Tree Ninja by Neo Kabuto August 24, 2007