John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
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n. Thoughtcolate; nonexistent chocolate to be shared with a friend when they are hungry or in need of comforting. Normally used when talking to an internet friend, but can also be found at points where there is no chocolate to give.