thought bot

A person who miscellaneously asks for someone else's thoughts on a particular subject, usually to fill an uncomfortable silence or to hide the fact that the person knows little about the subject.

Jeff: We have a fair amount of bug fixes to address. Thoughts?
Jake: Uh yeah... you're right.

Jeff: The deadline is tomorrow. I need you to finish by then.
Sam: We can't, they added too much to the spec.
Jeff: It's really important that we do. Thoughts?
sam: Being a thought bot doesn't get this shit done, pal.

thought bot by Jocko Tam July 28, 2009

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Thoughtbatum

When you have the exact same thought as someone else, similar to verbatim but refers to thoughts, similar to feelbatum, which refers to feelings

Justine - I hate that you live so far away! I wish we were neighbors.
Shelly - Thoughtbatum!!

Thoughtbatum by Mariposa Rosa May 29, 2018

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thoughtboi

The kind of guy who puts "entrepreneur" in the Instagram bio, wears a blazer over some graphic tee for a major tech company he doesn't work at every single day, and constantly tweets out humble-braggy questions like "What gets you up at 4am every day? For me, it's the grind of starting my own insert product no one wants business."

Man, Mike has become such a thoughtboi... we won't stop giving me unsolicited advice about how anyone who doesn't meditate at least 8 hours a day is getting left behind.

thoughtboi by furbyboi123 April 16, 2021