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A person who miscellaneously asks for someone else's thoughts on a particular subject, usually to fill an uncomfortable silence or to hide the fact that the person knows little about the subject.

Jeff: We have a fair amount of bug fixes to address. Thoughts?
Jake: Uh yeah... you're right.

Jeff: The deadline is tomorrow. I need you to finish by then.
Sam: We can't, they added too much to the spec.
Jeff: It's really important that we do. Thoughts?
sam: Being a thought bot doesn't get this shit done, pal.

thought bot by Jocko Tam July 28, 2009

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Thoughtbatum

When you have the exact same thought as someone else, similar to verbatim but refers to thoughts, similar to feelbatum, which refers to feelings

Justine - I hate that you live so far away! I wish we were neighbors.
Shelly - Thoughtbatum!!

Thoughtbatum by Mariposa Rosa May 29, 2018

thoughtboi

The kind of guy who puts "entrepreneur" in the Instagram bio, wears a blazer over some graphic tee for a major tech company he doesn't work at every single day, and constantly tweets out humble-braggy questions like "What gets you up at 4am every day? For me, it's the grind of starting my own insert product no one wants business."

Man, Mike has become such a thoughtboi... we won't stop giving me unsolicited advice about how anyone who doesn't meditate at least 8 hours a day is getting left behind.

thoughtboi by furbyboi123 April 16, 2021

thoughtbox

When a group tokes up and ends up waxing philosophical.

"Thoughtbox party at my place."
"Hehe, I think, therefore I'm stoned!"

thoughtbox by JustJoeDammit January 25, 2009

thoughtbox

getting high without speaking in order to ‘hotbox’ ones thoughts, intensifying the high.

“Hey man what are you thinking about? You look super pensive”
“shut up man! I was thoughtboxing.”

thoughtbox by cakecrumb02 May 21, 2021

Thoughtbox

A paradox

You said MikeJaxson ain’t shit- yet you’re attempting to steal Mike Jax’s identity; that’s a thoughtbox bro…

Thoughtbox by Jaxson Esquire July 30, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026