this one now 

the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser

friend: hey could i get this one now?

me: *writes this* no

friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*

me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours

friend: you ching

this one now by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024

This one lit now 

When something isn't going right: defining the bad.

It's the opposite of when something is "lit"

Jake: WW3 is supposed to happen in 2021
Nick: "this one lit now"

This one lit now by laviniaa June 12, 2018

to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time 

the cult chants this in my livingroom while i bleed out on the floor

Cultists "to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time"
Me *bleeding on the floor after being stabbed 80 times*

to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time by squiggatron April 22, 2020